Techie Talk

I was on a support call a few minutes ago to assist a customer with installation of our software. We typically ask customers to provide us with a server with Dual Processor, 1GB RAM and 20GB free disk space.
Customer "This one is a very well spec-ed server. Its got 16CPUs, 64bit Processor and 800GB of free space"
Me "Thats when you know you are dealing with an oil company!!"