UK Politics Round-up

• Britain eradicates 10 years of TB!
• Arnie meets Tony Blair minutes before he stepped down as Prime Minister to discuss climate change issues! Was he called in to play Terminator? Honestly, climate change in UK is more of a norm than an issue. Its rainy one minute, bright & sunny the next.
  
• Prince Charles just declared as the "green prince". Shrek 3 was just released. Co-incidence?
  

The Paris Hilton Experience

The media is obsessed with Paris Hilton. Everybody wants a piece of her. Why should I not join the party?

If I was papa Hilton, I would be so proud of my little girl. I would build a "Paris Hilton suite" in every Hilton hotel that I own. There will be a mini virtual reality-cross-roller coaster ride to get to the suite. Its should not be an easy ride to get into the Paris Hilton after all! It would send the wrong message. You will first be given a blonde wig which should make you feel half your IQ straightaway. Then you will be given special glasses and where you will see yourself walking towards an expensive car of your choice. Whoosh! The elevator is smoky all of a sudden and you feel dizzy. The urge to drive that car increases manifold and you feel like you own all the Hilton hotels in the world. Whooohoooo. Do you feel the wind? What is that racing towards you? A giant tree from Lord of the Rings-Twin Towers? Bam! A cop pulls you over. You get off the elevator and there is the court room waiting for you. You are hand-cuffed with 21 carat gold cuffs. You are condemned to 1 day in the Paris Hilton suite. Please pick up your special robe made of the finest Egyptian cotton. And lo behold! The suite is exactly like the cell in which my dear girl spent the most wonderful days of her life. Isint it worth your every penny? The matron is gonna take special care of you!

A comedian once said "Paris Hilton has proved that you dont have to be poor to be white trash". Well said!

Durham, we have a brablem

This must be one of the funniest stories I have read in ages! A flushed bra and a pair of knickers have been blamed for a sewer and road collapse in Durham.
I can come up with atleast half a dozen gross theories as to why someone might have gone to the commode and come out commando, but ...

is this what you call BRA-in drain???

C(l)ock and Bush Story

Last night on telly, Sky News reported that Bush's watch was stolen when he was shaking hands with Albanians. I thought such a great opportunity for proponents of the Kyoto agreement, supporters of legalizing same-sex marriages, "pro-death" champions, etc for everything that could have never happened under Bush's watch!!
Turns out lot of hopes were raised unnecessarily.

Pardon my French

Watching Nadal's ruthless destruction of Federer in the just concluded French Open final, I couldn't resist the following

• How did Nadal manage to win the French Open again? He simply "Rogered" that
• Clay + Nadal = Roger's ass is grass
• Federer suffers from post-nadal depression

One other observation, I can't understand why the men's doubles is best of three sets? When you put two men on one side of the court, do they count as 1 woman? I suppose the T is silent in a two-men's final.

Is it Real?

Is it Real that Beckham is in line for knighthood? If he does get the hood, I suppose it would be more appropriate to address him as Señor David!