Recently, Shah Rukh Khan who is the owner of the Kolkata Knight Riders said the credit cruch had left him with no money to buy expensive players during the auction, and finding it difficult to even pay the salaries to the existing ones. A few days later, it was announced he was going under the knife to have some shoulder surgery. Looks like this glamorous and expensive game is literally costing him an arm and a leg!
Thursday 19 February 2009
Friday 13 February 2009
Eng vs WI Test Series
Things just seem to be getting worse by the day for the English cricket team. After their humiliating innings defeat in the first test match, to the rude shock of both teams the second test had to be called off because the new Viv Richards stadium was essentially a paper thin coating of turf on top of sand. Yes, the outfield is all sand! The stadium is perfect for beach volleyball, but no fun if the cricket ball gets stuck in sand.
Andrew Strauss, the new England captain, must be having a miserable time right now. They were hoping for a chance to make up for the bad moves in the first test but who would have expected an entire stadium to be dysfuntional! So, the summary of the first & second test so far has been Naach na jaane & Aangan teda.
Andrew Strauss, the new England captain, must be having a miserable time right now. They were hoping for a chance to make up for the bad moves in the first test but who would have expected an entire stadium to be dysfuntional! So, the summary of the first & second test so far has been Naach na jaane & Aangan teda.
Wednesday 11 February 2009
Perfect mismatch
There is a UK retailer of mobile phones, mobile broadband etc called The Carphone Warehouse. Unless I told, you probably would have never guessed what they sell. Anyways, minor gripe. Moving on....
Giving away free laptops seem to be THE marketing tool these days. If I recall, AOL started the trend for their home broadband. That idea has crossed over to the mobile broadband market these days. What drew me into one of the Carphone Warehouse outlets a few weeks ago were the new 9 inch laptops on display with the Atom processor. These laptops were being given away from free to a few hundred quid depending on the length of the mobile broadband contract. This sounds like a match made in heaven - light & portable laptop good enough for all the basic things you do on the move such as email/surfing, combined with mobile internet capabilities. Finally, a notebook that looks like a note book!
As I continued the tour, there were some real monstrous laptops on similar combo offers - one of them was a Sony 18 something inches, must have weighed atleast 10 kilos. This is quite the opposite of a match made in heaven - this is more like Britney Spears having a 2AM drive-through wedding in Las Vegas. This Sony laptop may not actually fall within the carry on baggage size limitations. Its that big!
There is an old colloquial saying that somebody bought a buffalo because the seller promised a nose string (wire) free. This seems to be relevant even today - just the products have changed! Ironically though, the new wire is wireless.
Giving away free laptops seem to be THE marketing tool these days. If I recall, AOL started the trend for their home broadband. That idea has crossed over to the mobile broadband market these days. What drew me into one of the Carphone Warehouse outlets a few weeks ago were the new 9 inch laptops on display with the Atom processor. These laptops were being given away from free to a few hundred quid depending on the length of the mobile broadband contract. This sounds like a match made in heaven - light & portable laptop good enough for all the basic things you do on the move such as email/surfing, combined with mobile internet capabilities. Finally, a notebook that looks like a note book!
As I continued the tour, there were some real monstrous laptops on similar combo offers - one of them was a Sony 18 something inches, must have weighed atleast 10 kilos. This is quite the opposite of a match made in heaven - this is more like Britney Spears having a 2AM drive-through wedding in Las Vegas. This Sony laptop may not actually fall within the carry on baggage size limitations. Its that big!
There is an old colloquial saying that somebody bought a buffalo because the seller promised a nose string (wire) free. This seems to be relevant even today - just the products have changed! Ironically though, the new wire is wireless.
Monday 9 February 2009
Guest blog
P was inspired to blog recently, but doesn't think she will blog regularly enough to warrant its own home. So, I have been kind enough to provide some space to encourage her creative efforts :)
Brown through and through
One of the advantages of living in metropolitan city is that you are not crippled by lack of personal transport. You can use the ‘public’ means of transport, but would have to ‘share’ the space with hoards of other people. 8 million people, if you live in London.
Generally, I don’t mind sharing the breathing-space with my fellow commuters, but with flu season around the corner, the situation has changed ‘germ’amatically. On one of the journeys, I happened to sit perpendicularly opposite a woman in her twenties giving finishing touches to her make-up on her way to work. With her stylish pin-striped suit, blow-dried hair, manicured hands, colour-coordinated stockings and stilitoes...she was a picture of beauty. And then it happened. As I was looking at her from the corner of the eye, she started sneezing and coughing uncontrollably spewing germs all over the carriage. And not once through her fit of coughing, did she try masking her mouth or excuse herself. She continued painting her eye-shadow to match her lipstick, as if nothing had happened. Don’t people have a sense of moral/ social responsibility towards the fellow passengers? Shouldn’t they progress from being metrosexual to being ‘metro'-sensible?
While I am not socio-phobic, I am definitely misophobic. Instead of crying hoarse over the split germs, I have developed my own defense against this offense. Every time, I see a person coughing, I immediately cover my nose to prevent the germs getting in to my respiratory system, not caring what the other people around me think. Is offense the only way to counter offense?
Mr.A thinks I am paranoid, but he who suffers, knoweth. He counts this amongst my other queer tube-habits. For ex. whenever, Mr.A and I travel by tube, I liking sitting opposite Mr.A and not next to him, which he finds very weird. Well, the explanation is bleeding obvious, if I sit opposite him, I can keep an eye on him and keep his wandering eye under check.
He also has nicknamed me coconut, as I am brown (almond beige complexion, to be precise) but white inside. Well, looks like I am brown through and through on this one!
Brown through and through
One of the advantages of living in metropolitan city is that you are not crippled by lack of personal transport. You can use the ‘public’ means of transport, but would have to ‘share’ the space with hoards of other people. 8 million people, if you live in London.
Generally, I don’t mind sharing the breathing-space with my fellow commuters, but with flu season around the corner, the situation has changed ‘germ’amatically. On one of the journeys, I happened to sit perpendicularly opposite a woman in her twenties giving finishing touches to her make-up on her way to work. With her stylish pin-striped suit, blow-dried hair, manicured hands, colour-coordinated stockings and stilitoes...she was a picture of beauty. And then it happened. As I was looking at her from the corner of the eye, she started sneezing and coughing uncontrollably spewing germs all over the carriage. And not once through her fit of coughing, did she try masking her mouth or excuse herself. She continued painting her eye-shadow to match her lipstick, as if nothing had happened. Don’t people have a sense of moral/ social responsibility towards the fellow passengers? Shouldn’t they progress from being metrosexual to being ‘metro'-sensible?
While I am not socio-phobic, I am definitely misophobic. Instead of crying hoarse over the split germs, I have developed my own defense against this offense. Every time, I see a person coughing, I immediately cover my nose to prevent the germs getting in to my respiratory system, not caring what the other people around me think. Is offense the only way to counter offense?
Mr.A thinks I am paranoid, but he who suffers, knoweth. He counts this amongst my other queer tube-habits. For ex. whenever, Mr.A and I travel by tube, I liking sitting opposite Mr.A and not next to him, which he finds very weird. Well, the explanation is bleeding obvious, if I sit opposite him, I can keep an eye on him and keep his wandering eye under check.
He also has nicknamed me coconut, as I am brown (almond beige complexion, to be precise) but white inside. Well, looks like I am brown through and through on this one!
Sunday 8 February 2009
Which came first?
For those planning to watch Rab ne bana di jodi, I may be giving away a twist in the tale but there is only a 50:50 chance you will be awake till then anyway.
In the movie, the lead female character, Taani (Anushka Sharma) tells Raj (SRK), "Mujhe yeha se le chalo, Raj". Raj is devastated to hear that but he promises Taani that the next night would be the last night in that town and that he would take her to Delhi the next day. Now, my guess is that they would take the RajTaani express the next day :-)
If you thought these character names & the incident were concocted to fit this joke, decide for yourself by enduring the movie. At least, this is an easier mystery to solve than the age old chicken & egg problem.
In the movie, the lead female character, Taani (Anushka Sharma) tells Raj (SRK), "Mujhe yeha se le chalo, Raj". Raj is devastated to hear that but he promises Taani that the next night would be the last night in that town and that he would take her to Delhi the next day. Now, my guess is that they would take the RajTaani express the next day :-)
If you thought these character names & the incident were concocted to fit this joke, decide for yourself by enduring the movie. At least, this is an easier mystery to solve than the age old chicken & egg problem.
Friday 6 February 2009
The Closet Republican
Has everyone been following the mad string of resignations by Obama's nominees over tax evasion disclosures? One of them, Nancy Killefer, resigned because she hadn't payed a few hundred dollars in taxes - I think she just decided she didn't want that position anymore. But Tom Daschle's case is no petty one - he owes 100s of 1000s of $$$. Joe, the plumber who made headlines during the election campaign, falls somewhere in between. Hence, the term "average Joe" I suppose.
I tried to find out if the taxes Tom Daschle evaded was in the last 8 years, but nowhere could I find when exactly he evaded that amount. Let's assume for this blog's sake that all the tax Tom evaded was prior to 2001. Dashle in 2001 must have been thinking "Phew! Atleast the next 4 years, I don't have to fudge my tax return". And, deja vu in 2005, of course.
Obama has already appointed 3 Republicans to his cabinet. If any of these guys have tax problems, atleast they have their publicly held ideology as an excuse. I hope the tax problems ends here. Otherwise, Obama would have no choice but to cross party lines to pick all his nominees. It all becomes too murky at that point, and all of a sudden Rumsfeld's famous incoherent rant about known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and unknown unknowns start making sense. (Just replace known and unknown with Democrat and Republican)
If this Animal Farm ending is inevitable, let's not hasten it. Let's keep Obama and Michael Jackson as far apart as possible. We cannot let Obama truly change colours!
I tried to find out if the taxes Tom Daschle evaded was in the last 8 years, but nowhere could I find when exactly he evaded that amount. Let's assume for this blog's sake that all the tax Tom evaded was prior to 2001. Dashle in 2001 must have been thinking "Phew! Atleast the next 4 years, I don't have to fudge my tax return". And, deja vu in 2005, of course.
Obama has already appointed 3 Republicans to his cabinet. If any of these guys have tax problems, atleast they have their publicly held ideology as an excuse. I hope the tax problems ends here. Otherwise, Obama would have no choice but to cross party lines to pick all his nominees. It all becomes too murky at that point, and all of a sudden Rumsfeld's famous incoherent rant about known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and unknown unknowns start making sense. (Just replace known and unknown with Democrat and Republican)
If this Animal Farm ending is inevitable, let's not hasten it. Let's keep Obama and Michael Jackson as far apart as possible. We cannot let Obama truly change colours!
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