It's an H.C. Order

Venezuela was, is and will be in a Hugo Chavez order for some time to come. He was sworn in for a third time today. The chief justice asked Hugo "Do you swear by the holy Bible that you will truthfully ....?". Hugo replied "You are damn right, you b*$%^. I have been swearing since 1999. Ching@ su .... Ching@....Ching@....Ching@ %%*#". Ok, I just made that up. I swear, English language is so confusing. Pope Benedict ver. XVI was installed a couple of years ago, so was my spyware ver2.0 software. Have I made my displeasure clear for seeing 'install' and 'swear' in unexpected contexts?

I was reading up on this guy, Hugo.

• His first stab at politics was a failed coup attempt in 1992, which makes him good at sudoku (pseudo coup, really).
  
• Hugo is a corrupt dude. Remember the Harry Belafonte song "Matilda. Matilda. She take me money and run Venezuela". I can probably write a song "Hugo C. Hugo C. Takes the money and runs Venezuela" sung to the same tune as Matilda.
  
• But he has balls of steel - not because he had 2 wifes, 1 rakhel and 4 daughters. He dares to call President Bush 'the devil' which probably makes Alberto Gonzales 'the devil's advocate'.
  
• He calls Fidel Castro his guru. It will probably spare him from the Taleban as they don't wage jihads against Fidels but not from the rest of the world.
  

We all know Socialism's ultimate destination is Communism, Hugo. And, he is making it perfectly clear Venezuela is comming.