Phony Weddings

I read an article "Whacky Weddings" yesterday in easyJet's inflight magazine. It talked about an increasing trend to say I do in unusual places. People have tied the knot in a tractor, bungy jumping, skydiving, scuba diving amongst other things. That made me assign a new low to South Indian weddings on the boring index.
There was one couple who met via SMS and decided to get married in a real phone booth. The article did knot elaborate on their wedding but they probably exchanged ring tones to formalize the wedding. The priest finally would have said "If any of you assembled here think that these two should not be united in holy matrimony, ring the phone booth now or forever hold your mute button. You may now send the **kiss** emoticon to the bride". I hope this couple stop publicizing the phone connection with the wedding. Else, their kids will be EricsSON, SONy or some such variant. They will be told Biblical stories such as Samsung and Delilah. They will be buried in a phone shaped casket and finally turn into bhooths. Maniacs!
No thank you! South Indian weddings are better.