The media is obsessed with Paris Hilton. Everybody wants a piece of her. Why should I not join the party?
If I was papa Hilton, I would be so proud of my little girl. I would build a "Paris Hilton suite" in every Hilton hotel that I own. There will be a mini virtual reality-cross-roller coaster ride to get to the suite. Its should not be an easy ride to get into the Paris Hilton after all! It would send the wrong message. You will first be given a blonde wig which should make you feel half your IQ straightaway. Then you will be given special glasses and where you will see yourself walking towards an expensive car of your choice. Whoosh! The elevator is smoky all of a sudden and you feel dizzy. The urge to drive that car increases manifold and you feel like you own all the Hilton hotels in the world. Whooohoooo. Do you feel the wind? What is that racing towards you? A giant tree from Lord of the Rings-Twin Towers? Bam! A cop pulls you over. You get off the elevator and there is the court room waiting for you. You are hand-cuffed with 21 carat gold cuffs. You are condemned to 1 day in the Paris Hilton suite. Please pick up your special robe made of the finest Egyptian cotton. And lo behold! The suite is exactly like the cell in which my dear girl spent the most wonderful days of her life. Isint it worth your every penny? The matron is gonna take special care of you!
A comedian once said "Paris Hilton has proved that you dont have to be poor to be white trash". Well said!
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Blackstone must have read this blog!
ReplyDeleteI thought you wud say rick Saloman would be waiting in there!!!
ReplyDeleteShe has a crazy name, in a talk show on TV, the host asked her if he can enter Paris Hilton from behind!!! Apparently he had never been to the Hilton in Paris and was curious.
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