Kaun Banega Britneypati?

I am very sad to announce the season finale of the popular celebrity reality show Kaun Banega Britneypati? How often to you find a crook, a backup dancer and an aspiring White rapper - all in one package? Contrary to the other popular & mindless TV show Who wants to be a millionaire?, the star player of this show, Kev-Fed is actually leaving behind 2 life lines (Sean & Jayden). I hope people appreciate Kev-Fed's performance under extreme pressure as the clock had been ticking for the 24 year host. (I actually thought Curb your Enthusiasm would you have been a more appropriate name for the show) You would think Kev-Fed is greedy and like to use the 50:50 option now, but under the terms & conditions of the show, Kev-Fed gets a paltry $2million and a Ferrari which is really like a 1:50 option. Shame on all you disgusting people who thought he would use the Phone a Friend or Poll the Audience option just to keep the show going on for more seasons. Its not all that disappointing really. There is still another $121 million in the bank. We might have a new reality show Kaun Kahega Papa Razi? or Who wants to be Fatherline?

Amidst all the suspense about the precise details of the season finale, please take a moment to update the superlatives in your vocabulary

Dumb: Dumber: Britney Spears
Smart: Smarter: Kevin Federline