Zambian archbishop marries a Korean woman. Suddenly, realizes a whole new meaning for "Oh my God!". Other Catholics see it as a good alternative to the altar boys. "Balls to the celibacy rule" issue goes to Vatican city. Ratzinger thinks "Papa Pope? Not a bad idea! Is it too late? Hmm. Was it actually Virgin Marry?". But, then Vatican decides not to amen(d) any rules. Zambian archbishop starts new organization Married Priests Now (MPN)
I was able to conclude two salient things from this news
a) Zambia is a real country, not just an answer for Name-Place-Animal-Thing
b) There are dry cleaning stores in Zambia
I also happened to get a brief preview into the MPN Constitution
- Da Vinci Code is our Bible
- Soul is in Seoul - When you are in Korea, do the Koreans
- Christmas carols will be sung in karaoke
- About family values: I am part of my Kim & Kin
- I decide Vat I Can do, not the Vatican
what's the zambian priest's new favorite drink?
ReplyDeleteLu-sake ;-) ;-)
(GK test!!)
Soul is in Seoul was awesome. keep them coming..
ReplyDeleteIn typical guiness lingo: "Briilliannt"
ReplyDeleteThe best post so far. Has to go to the "Best of" List!!
ReplyDeletethe korean thing was awesome! talking abt koreans...what do u call a korean prostitute?
ReplyDeleteSabne-Lee!