Saturday 2 December 2006

Small Chief

Why is it good for the Indian cricket team to get diarrhoea?

8 comments:

  1. Bcos they will get loose deliveries?

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  2. they can get more 'runs'!!!!!
    mu-ha-ha-ha-ha

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  3. They can "flush out" the opponents multiple times and runs would flow like water

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  4. Madamjee got it
    Atleast that way, they can 'have the runs' :)

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  5. Two more:

    1. Bowlers can "clean bowl" many times.
    2. We will have a "clean sweep" "down under"

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  6. Unrelated to indian cricket, related to diarrhea....
    "The Diarrhea song"
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    When you're sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

    When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

    When you're slidin' into first and you feel something burst
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

    When you're slidin' into third and you lay a juicy turd
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

    Some people think it's funny but it's really hot and runny
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

    When you're driving your corvette, and you feel somthing wet
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea...

    When you're walkin' down the hall and you feel something fall
    Diarrhea... Diarrhea

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  7. BTW the above song is not mine. Its just a famous verse...I lifted it from the net !!

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  8. So Maddy,
    You were looking for "The Diarrhea song" on the internet huh? Interesting.....:-)

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